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September
4
2008
Sarah Palin got her cats declawed.
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Sarah Palin is so fed up with all of these people and she’d rather just do it all herself, thank you very much.
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Sarah Palin came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and she’s all out of gum.
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Sarah Palin wants $600 for those U2 tickets.
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Sarah Palin would like to know if she could watch HGTV and she knows the game is on but there’s this one show on right now.
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Sarah Palin is tired, it’s nine o’clock already.
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Sarah Palin has a fake handicapped tag on her state vehicle.
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Sarah Palin would secretly rather stay governor.
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Sarah Palin wants to see the manager.
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Sarah Palin does not need a penny, but she takes a penny, and she never leaves a penny, even when she has a penny.
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